Breaking Badis coming back for its final season on August 11. Can’t you just TASTE it at this point?
If the Blue Crystal was sold in every fictional universe, which characters would likely be Heisenberg’s customers? Here are our 23 top picks.
1. Green Goblin
2. Gargamel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waiFSM7TKT8
Is he trying to make his own by extracting the Smurfs’ blue essence?
3. Tazmanian Devil
4. Salacious Crumb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNXEs2JFe-Y
5. Bob Wilson
aka William Shatner in that one Twilight Zone episode
C’mon. He didn’t REALLY see that gremlin.
6. Yosemite Sam
7. Commodore Matt Decker
8. Lew Zealand
Bunsen & Beaker have licensed the formula to produce it and sell to the Muppet Kingdom. Also suspected: Gonzo, Fozzie, and at least half of Electric Mayhem.
9. Grima Wormtongue
10. Barty Crouch Jr
The fact that he’s #10 on this list is purely coincidental, I swear!
11. Screech
12. Uncle Rico
Honestly, he’s probably selling, too.
13. The 6th Doctor
14. Earl of Lemongrab
“Price has gone up? UNAAAACEPTAAAAAAABLLLLLEEEE!”
15. Rosco P. Coltrane
Them Duke boys stole mah stash ggooooOOooogieegitguh
16. The March Hare
17. Just about every character Jim Carrey has ever played
18. Actually, any of the incarnations of the Riddler:
So, Man of Steel is finally in theaters. Brought to us by Zack Snyder, the guy who brought you sleek, slo-mo adaptations of the comics 300 and Watchmen. Written by David Goyer, who also scripted the Christopher Nolan Batman films. And hey, Nolan himself produced and consulted on this film. Which means we all knew this Superman flick was going to be grittier, emotional, and serious. Richard Pryor characters are nowhere to be found. This movie is Kal-El's […]
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