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Grow Old With Me

January 29, 2016 2

Artists don’t have to grow up with me. They have no obligation to do anything other than whatever the fuck they want. In fact, I prefer they do precisely that. But as a fan, it’s difficult for me to keep following a band if they’re not growing up with me. Sure, I can put on an old punk record for nostalgic value and be able to fully rock out to it, but I can’t relate to it anymore. I’m not that angry teenager anymore. I can still put on NIN’s “Broken” and rock the fuck out when the mood strikes, but as a 35 year old who is in a decent place in his life, songs like “Wish” doesn’t speak to me the way it did 20 years ago. […]

Ep-102: Death Comes Calling

January 26, 2016 0

We were optimistic in previous episodes, but 2016 is off to a horrific start with the passing of some of our favorite stars. Luckily, there are multiple voicemails from our fantastic listeners to lift our spirits. Listen to more theories on Millennium Falcon threesomes, rectal musical preferences, “Lost” opinions, and unreasonably threatened masculinity. […]

Crystal Gems in Disguise

January 21, 2016 0

Fans of the show know that I’m a bit obsessed with the show Steven Universe. In the off-season I find myself coming up with strange headcanon to make my world view more interesting.

In addition to Garnet’s voice, lent by the talented singer-songwriter Estelle, the show occasionally features other celebrity voice cameos.

What if these singers are Gems from the Homeworld, in disguise? And if that’s the case, wouldn’t there potentially be many more? […]

Ep 101: Strong Female Characters and a Token Straight Guy

January 19, 2016 0

The website has a brand new layout, so make sure you check it out, and give some feedback instead of just listening. This week, the Broads recommend a couple of their favorite shows, “You’re the Worst” and “Jessica Jones,” but advise against watching “Supergirl.” Lauren had a Squatty Potty Christmas and gives a riveting review. Jennie really wants a sound system for her vagina, and Peter isn’t gay. […]

Episode 100! Time to Trap.

January 12, 2016 2

It’s the 100th episode of the Mouthy Broadcast; that means it’s time to trap! Peter brings us more news from Florida which leads to a heated discussion on crack, butt plugs, and flesh lights. Lauren and Jennie briefly chat about what they would do if they dicks and ponder the logistics of a glory hole (hint, it’s a trap!).

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR DICK STUCK IN PODCAST […]

Ep 99: 2016? More Like 20-Fisting!

January 5, 2016 0

It’s a brand new year, and The Broads are totes excited for what’s to come in 2016! Listen to us writhe in anticipation for new music, movies, TV shows, and more! Plus, Peter follows Broad initiation protocol by providing his top ten list of guys he would do #nohomo […]

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