We were optimistic in previous episodes, but 2016 is off to a horrific start with the passing of some of our favorite stars. Luckily, there are multiple voicemails from our fantastic listeners to lift our spirits. Listen to more theories on Millennium Falcon threesomes, rectal musical preferences, “Lost” opinions, and unreasonably threatened masculinity.
• You’d rather hang out at a bar than a beauty parlor.
• You believe the creative use of foul launguage is an art form.
• You refer to your best friends in ways others would find offensive
• Beverages taste funny when served without booze
• “Easily offended” is not a phrase used to describe you.