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Jennie Zell
About Jennie Zell
A space traveller from Liverpool, Jennie has come to drop knowledge on you. She is in a serious relationship with a handsome member of Starfleet, and has an adolescent Japanese daughter. Jennie’s super powers include designing magical gateways and drinking delicious cocktails.

#FindOinky

June 1, 2017 1

In March 2017, the hosts of Good Morning You Drunks reported about a missing neighborhood pig named Oinky. Now several weeks later, a couple quick sightings aside, the treasured friend STILL is not found.

This tragic kidnapping went largely overlooked until very recently when several celebrity pigs took up the cause and are boosting the signal on their social media pages to #FindOinky. […]

T2 Trainspotting: Nostalgia Wanker

April 17, 2017 0

In the late 90’s, Jennie was thoroughly obsessed with the movie Trainspotting. The sequel is finally here 20 years later. But, does it live up to expectations? […]

Ep 147- Cash me in Florida how bout da

February 21, 2017 1

Jennie and Ben trek down to sunny Florida to kick it with Peter. Lauren remotes in to hear their tales of boobs, traffic, and a loud mouth named Chachi. Special guest Mark Twain joins us to reminisce about days on the riverboat. […]

Ep 146 – The Shade Hour

February 14, 2017 0

Jennie has to provide her counseling services to a friend, Lauren won’t shut up about Red Vein’s Wicked Women of Richmond event, and Peter’s gonna hate-hate-hate-hate-hate! […]

Ep 144 – Rob Schneider is THE MICROPHONE

January 31, 2017 2

How about a quickie this evening? Lauren is getting ready for a hot date in a Wawa parking lot so she talks about getting her pubes ready for the occasion. We also talk about playing Draw Something which really isn’t as great as talking about Lauren’s pubes. […]

McRib is Back!

November 16, 2016 0

Rumor is that the McRib will be available again soon! Gonna go track one down […]

Ghostbusters Review

July 18, 2016 1

When I saw the first trailers for the new movie Ghostbusters I have to admit I was a little skeptical. Sure, Kate McKinnon is one of my favorite SNL cast members of all time and Melissa McCarthy has certainly earned her chops in dramedy roles, but can these comediennes carry the weight of this groundbreaking blend of action, comedy and sci-fi?

Despite my reservations and a lukewarm Rotten Tomatoes score of 73%/53%, I headed out to the theater to give it a try. […]

Pokemon Go Review & Quick Start

July 7, 2016 0

A few weeks ago I talked a bit about my experiences learning about Pokemon as I beta tested Pokemon GO. (Read that along with the Idiot’s Pokedex here.) The game was released in several countries on July 6th and many of us have jumped right back in. We all had to start over so everyone is on equal ground to start.

Now that I’m no longer under any gag order and the game is official, I can talk some more about the Pokeymans. […]

Late-30’s Weird Mom Learns Pokemon For the First Time

June 16, 2016 2

The phenomenon known as Pokemon is almost 20 years old. My daughter was born not too long after the game’s debut in Japan, so by the time it was a Big Deal in America, she was at prime age to start catching the little buggers. Somehow, it never fully caught on in our house so I didn’t learn much about them until this year. […]

Jennie vs. Fire Ants

March 25, 2016 0

“Hey,” my friend says. “Have you heard about this thing where people get locked in a room with a colony of fire ants? It’s all the rage.”

“Yeah, I saw an ad for it like twice a day for the past 6 months. It looks stupid. Why the fuck would I want to do that?”

My friend shrugs. “I dunno. It could be fun.”

“Absolutely nothing about this sounds fun.” […]

The Magic of Neko Atsume

March 3, 2016 0

My teenage daughter recently got hooked on a smartphone app called Neko Atsume, which simply means “Cat Collection.” At first I sort of brushed it off with a “aww, that’s cute, my daughter is such a weeb” attitude. I don’t typically like CUTE things. It’s just not my style. And for glob’s sake I do not need another silly smartphone game to suck my time away. Don’t you know, I installed it anyway and was completely shocked at how much I loved it. […]

Blur: You Know They Have Other Songs, Right?

February 18, 2016 0

Most people only know Blur from the catchy commercial success of “Song 2,” otherwise known as “That song that goes ‘Whoo-hoo!’ a lot and my British isn’t good enough to understand the rest.” Some may also remember the 90’s promiscuity anthem “Girls and Boys” or the silly Britpop media swordfight versus Oasis.

Here’s an introduction to the rest of the band’s music. […]

Crystal Gems in Disguise

January 21, 2016 0

Fans of the show know that I’m a bit obsessed with the show Steven Universe. In the off-season I find myself coming up with strange headcanon to make my world view more interesting.

In addition to Garnet’s voice, lent by the talented singer-songwriter Estelle, the show occasionally features other celebrity voice cameos.

What if these singers are Gems from the Homeworld, in disguise? And if that’s the case, wouldn’t there potentially be many more? […]

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