For years I’ve had saltine cracker toffee, but never the guts to try making it. During my Christmas baking frenzy I decided to give it a shot… only with pretzels instead.
I saw it on Pinterest and by god if it’s on Pinterest it’s going to work, right?
Yeah, well. First attempt was an utter fail. A mass of gritty, buttery stick pretzels melded together by a layer of shitty chocolate that melts as soon as you look at it wrong.
Not to be undefeated by diabetes, I tried again. The result was an orgasmically delicious sweet and salty treat. […]