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Flavortown Phillies: 2 Delicious Wawa Recipes

March 31, 2017 2

On the last episode, Lauren and Jennie discuss their upcoming trip to FLAVORTOWN! Well we couldn’t wait for some of that sweet Donkey Sauce action and had to try to replicate it on a Wawa Hoagie. Here’s two Guy Fieri inspired recipes for you to try- we recommend the mobile ordering on the Wawa app! […]

Nerd parents & female misogyny

January 21, 2014 0

Charlynn returns to discuss being an outcast in high school, and current geek cliques. Charlynn leaves a quite tipsy Jennie and Jean, and all the talk-time goes to their heads. If you need a sportsball party snack, or are just a fat bastard who likes to eat cheese, we share a few good recipes. Please send this episode to all of your feminist friends and anyone trying very hard to stick to their new year’s diet. […]

Fatties Food Sex: Salted Caramel Pretzel Bark

December 20, 2013 3

For years I’ve had saltine cracker toffee, but never the guts to try making it. During my Christmas baking frenzy I decided to give it a shot… only with pretzels instead.

I saw it on Pinterest and by god if it’s on Pinterest it’s going to work, right?

Yeah, well. First attempt was an utter fail. A mass of gritty, buttery stick pretzels melded together by a layer of shitty chocolate that melts as soon as you look at it wrong.

Not to be undefeated by diabetes, I tried again. The result was an orgasmically delicious sweet and salty treat. […]

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