The Cast


A space traveller from Liverpool, Jennie has come to drop knowledge on you.  She is in a serious relationship with a handsome member of Starfleet, and has an adolescent Japanese daughter.  Jennie’s super powers include designing magical gateways and drinking delicious cocktails.

If there’s any problems with the show, contact her. Or go fuck yourself.


Lauren’s long tongue is actually a legendary symbiotic tentacle creature that has fused with her brain and vastly increased her knowledge of random trivia. The downside? It makes her a little… emotional.


Upon his death, the ghost of Patrick Swayze was transferred to Peter. It granted him the magical power of sounding exactly like Mike Judge sometimes. He has to recharge his powers by watching Road House once weekly.

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