Breaking Bad is coming back for its final season on August 11. Can’t you just TASTE it at this point?
If the Blue Crystal was sold in every fictional universe, which characters would likely be Heisenberg’s customers? Here are our 23 top picks.
1. Green Goblin
Is he trying to make his own by extracting the Smurfs’ blue essence?
3. Tazmanian Devil
4. Salacious Crumb
5. Bob Wilson
aka William Shatner in that one Twilight Zone episode
C’mon. He didn’t REALLY see that gremlin.
6. Yosemite Sam
7. Commodore Matt Decker
8. Lew Zealand
Bunsen & Beaker have licensed the formula to produce it and sell to the Muppet Kingdom. Also suspected: Gonzo, Fozzie, and at least half of Electric Mayhem.
9. Grima Wormtongue
10. Barty Crouch Jr
The fact that he’s #10 on this list is purely coincidental, I swear!
12. Uncle Rico
Honestly, he’s probably selling, too.
13. The 6th Doctor
14. Earl of Lemongrab
“Price has gone up? UNAAAACEPTAAAAAAABLLLLLEEEE!”
15. Rosco P. Coltrane
Them Duke boys stole mah stash ggooooOOooogieegitguh
16. The March Hare
17. Just about every character Jim Carrey has ever played
18. Actually, any of the incarnations of the Riddler:
19. The Honeycomb guy.
Honeycomb is a metaphor for meth.
20. Also, Cocoa Puffs.
21. Tweek (duh)
22. Lemmy Koopa
23. All of the Blue Meanies.
All of them.
Did we miss anyone obvious? Let us know!