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Most Disappointing Endings

February 25, 2016 0

We were inspired to compile this list after the second series finale of X-Files. Note that this is not the WORST story endings so much as the ones that built up our hopes to impossible levels, only to let us down completely.
It should go without saying that this list will contain spoilers, but there are some redacted sections to cover some details and save your delicate eyes.

As always, let us know what we forgot or got wrong. That’s what the internet is for! […]

Ep 106 – Time Police

February 23, 2016 0

The Broads are on the run across time and space. Jean-Claude Van Damme is after them with his kitchen counter splits and face-melding physics, because SCIENCE! Plus, we have voicemails, emails, Deadpool, The X-files, and more! […]

Blur: You Know They Have Other Songs, Right?

February 18, 2016 0

Most people only know Blur from the catchy commercial success of “Song 2,” otherwise known as “That song that goes ‘Whoo-hoo!’ a lot and my British isn’t good enough to understand the rest.” Some may also remember the 90’s promiscuity anthem “Girls and Boys” or the silly Britpop media swordfight versus Oasis.

Here’s an introduction to the rest of the band’s music. […]

Ep 105 – Dick Skeptic

February 16, 2016 0

Peter and Lauren compare field research notes for studying penis size. Peter clearly has more experience, but Lauren’s skeptical approach may prove a more accurate method. Jennie revisits our endorsement deal with Cunty Spice, and foretells the good time to be had at (Re)Generation Who. Plus, we’ve got the Florida Report, goat fucking, child murder, and more! […]

Top On-Screen Romances for Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2016 0

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so why not celebrate it with one of our favorite traditional love stories from film and television? Pop in one of these DVDs, and you and your valentine are guaranteed to have a romantic evening! […]

Ep 104 – Sounding Off

February 9, 2016 0

The broads are “sounding” rather spunky this week as they describe their favorite new urban dictionary term. Lauren has updates on dating and dieting. Jennie is voting for a truly inspirational candidate while Peter is inspired to jerk-off to Susan Sarandon. Plus, we present the douchiest options in a round of F**k/Marry/Kill that ever existed. Listen, enjoy, and tell us what you think! […]

P.B. Squeezers

February 2, 2016 0

Faced with an on coming blizzard, Lauren looks for men in a gay bar. Peter shows off his amazing Walter White impression. Howard shows up just to thank us for being his friend, and Jennie imagines better means of applying peanut butter. […]